Thursday, September 9, 2010

The First Talipes Beauty Contest!

OK, time for all those pretty Talipes Feet to come out of the closet - you know who you are!!! I'll warm up the runway with our first entry, lil' ol' me! Yep, I gonna bare it all, right here on the stage, so cover those kid's eyes, and get a gander! I urge as many entrants as possible to help us create a true gallery of Talented Talipes Peds. Come on, you know you want to bare it all - from the ankles down!

Left (or Liberal) foot, medial view

Right foot, medial view

Right foot, dorsal view

Left foot, dorsal view (note the dorsal fin, very useful for its natural habitat)
Close up, left foot, medial/dorsal view of surgical scar related to anterior tibialis transfer.

Well, our first contestant likes short walks any time of day, curling up with a good heating pad, and swimming in a sea of Tiger Balm. Ankle braces optional. He loves to dance, but is resigned to remain a mere butt-rocker for the rest of his days. He is anxiously searching for a swivel seat cushion to achieve his goal of breaking the Guinness record for number of hours butt-rocking to Motown tunes. Let's give a big hand to our first contestant, eh, folks?

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